They literally never came back I hate them
i dont know jack shit about cars or sports
some punk: hey im outside in the 2012 zillyhoo honda
me: waht fucking color is it
short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

me w/ my new mens pants


I used my mediocre sewing skills to turn an old sweater into a snood for Gaea’s frozen ears
Babushka

Do you have any beets, babushka is making borscht
you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

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